Canadien.. One coud easily turn around and point the finger at memoryburner.
How would you feel if your best friend put your friendship on the line for a possesion.
Sounds to me as if you got a bit high and were a bit irritable memoryburner.
A pipe is something you can buy, Friendship isnt.

Just call and appologize and dont bring up the pipe. It was an accident and unfortunately you didnt have insurance on the pipe. Next time call Geico. haha jk..
hope all works out