I like some veggies, like taters and broccoli

Fruit has seeds, vegetables don't.

Coffee "beans" are not beans, but are seeds and therefore, amazingly, coffee is in fact a fruit, as any botanist will tell you!

A marrow is also a fruit. Rhubarb is a veg. Annoying isn't it?

Incidentally, raspberries and strawberries are not berries, but a banana is a berry.