Hey, my neighbors are Laotian. They usually have huge kickass parties with tons of good food. They actually have a commercial gas range in their garage, so they can cook in quantity. I wonder if they "do" Chinese New Year, or if they celebrate on a different day? Now I have to go look out my window and see if there are a bunch of cars in the driveway.

I'm so damned nosy. And I want a sparerib. And a springroll. If there's a party going on with food, I want to know about it.