Ugh

My to-do list for the weekend was

pay mortgage
pay utilities
get my tax shit to my accountant
do laundry
wash the dog
vacuum the car

and NONE of it got done because someone invited me to a race party... and I went... and stayed... and came home at 3am... and slept the next day...

And I don't even care about NASCAR.

I need a personal assistant.

Wait... I did SOME shit.. like scrubbed the kitchen... does that count?