I broke my favorite small glass pipe when it flew out of my jeans pocket and fell on the floor and broke... in my boss's kitchen. He was like... uh... OK... (we were drunk as shit...)

I bought this cool little bowl the other month that was liquid filled, with runny, sparkly light blue glitter liquid inside. I got home, went to the bathroom, and while sitting on the toilet, took it out of the bag and dropped it on the floor. Blue shit stained the rug, didn't hit it once. Wasted $25...