OK I'll start

What happens when you ignore the rules, water with untreated ph 8 well water, give em no nutes and flower a clone the day of transplant in a beercup about 2 feet away from the light?

This after 28 days...

I guess this is the basic concept of SCROG growing, dozens/hundreds of tiny plants under your light? Can't say she'll yeild much, but isn't it cute?!!?!?