nah, not the alcohol expert... just the shit that's legal to sell in grocery stores (well atleast here.. you won't find liquor in the grocery stores around here cuz it's not legal to sell there... they actually have to have a liquor liscense lol..) when it comes to liquor... i'm kinda lost... i know the basics... for instance..b acardi over mcormick... for flavorless alcohol, rum, to fuck you up quick and heat your blood up, whiskey... for a cheap drunk, vodka... but above that, my knowledge is scattered... i know of a few damn good things to get.. then i know of a few things to absolutely avoid unless you're a bum living on the street.. (but pretty much everyone knows anything that costs 10 bucks a fifth is gonna be pure shit...)