wow out of that whole description all you really complain about is you're not gonna eat it?

~whispers~ but it'd taste alot like tuna salad... throw some stanky farts on it and there you go! tuna salad! oh wait, gotta put int he pickles... ok save soem ball sweat in a vial in the sun for a week, then pour it on first.. there you go tuna salad.. give her a yeast infection and there you go! tuna sandwhich!