Quote Originally Posted by slipknotpsycho
~shudders~

what about a one eyed one legged mentally retarded woman who's pussy smells like mayonaise?
mayonaise is alright, ill put a little bit on my sandwich but only a LITTLE bit, if you put to much on its horrible, but just a little hint of mayonaise is amazing

but i dont mean id put the womans pussy into a sandwich im just sayin thats how i like my mayonaise lol