alcoholics

[b0Ng h!tz 4 mE]

okay so i live opposite this alcoholic woman, shes like 40 or somethin but looks about 80, and has a reeeallly crocky voice

anyways its like 2 in the mornin right now and i was just listenin to my music then suddenly big bang on my door, my old english goin crazy.. i thought it wud of been someone else complain about my music because i did have it on very loud.. now im only in my boxers (well it is 2 in the mornin ffs, i wasnt expectin anyone round)

so i answer and it was her, she was mumblin most of the time, and kept repeatin about 10 times "your mother told me how you had a problem" i was like "uhh.. what problem"

"how you fell" then she like stumbled n almost fell over.. then she was like "im not chattin you up" said that about another 10 times, then started ramblin about how her mum died 2 years ago (and the money that was passed onto her from her dead mother was spent on alcohol) then she started goin on aboutt her daughter sayin shes 17 even tho her daughters 20, then she turned to nothin like someone was there and sed "dont worry im not chattin him up"

then she sed "you know where i am if you need me" and left

seroiusly.. how can THAT be legal? but gettin stoned be completly illegal altogether?!?!?!

wheres the fuckin logic in that man

b0Ng h!tz 4 mE Reviewed by b0Ng h!tz 4 mE on 02-19-2007. alcoholics okay so i live opposite this alcoholic woman, shes like 40 or somethin but looks about 80, and has a reeeallly crocky voice anyways its like 2 in the mornin right now and i was just listenin to my music then suddenly big bang on my door, my old english goin crazy.. i thought it wud of been someone else complain about my music because i did have it on very loud.. now im only in my boxers (well it is 2 in the mornin ffs, i wasnt expectin anyone round) so i answer and it was her, she was Rating: 5

[TallulahGreen]

okay so i live opposite this alcoholic woman, shes like 40 or somethin but looks about 80, and has a reeeallly crocky voice

anyways its like 2 in the mornin right now and i was just listenin to my music then suddenly big bang on my door, my old english goin crazy.. i thought it wud of been someone else complain about my music because i did have it on very loud.. now im only in my boxers (well it is 2 in the mornin ffs, i wasnt expectin anyone round)

so i answer and it was her, she was mumblin most of the time, and kept repeatin about 10 times "your mother told me how you had a problem" i was like "uhh.. what problem"

"how you fell" then she like stumbled n almost fell over.. then she was like "im not chattin you up" said that about another 10 times, then started ramblin about how her mum died 2 years ago (and the money that was passed onto her from her dead mother was spent on alcohol) then she started goin on aboutt her daughter sayin shes 17 even tho her daughters 20, then she turned to nothin like someone was there and sed "dont worry im not chattin him up"

then she sed "you know where i am if you need me" and left

seroiusly.. how can THAT be legal? but gettin stoned be completly illegal altogether?!?!?!

wheres the fuckin logic in that man

Sounds like my mother after shes blacked out, passed out, and awoke sleeping walking in her drunken state.

After awhile you learn how to interact with someone in that state, so they don't kick your ass...and not remember it the next day.

Alcoholism is sad and frustrating, and I will undoubtedly deal with it my whole life.

[MastaChronic]

so....why didnt you try and put it in her?

[higher4hockey]

the world works in mysterious ways.


but alcohol is super spectacular. i love it.

[slipknotpsycho]

those types of alcholic piss me off really... but it's not the alcohol, (entirely) those people are already like that, it's just the alcohol brings it out of them and makes them not STFU... my mom is like that... she'll sit there and tell anyone who'll listen her life story, and repeat the same BS lines over and over... but let her get drunk! (i heard this in a stand up the other day and it fits right now.. thank you jagged) SHE WILL RAPE YOUR EARS! she will put unwanted information into your ear-holes against your will...

when i get drunk, i wanna talk alot.. but i'm a happy drunk, i get goofy and wanna play around... i can't drink around the ones that start feeling sorry for themselves, or want to show everyone how bad their life is by telling every horrible thing in their life.... and especially not those who just kinda barge in and start talking to you non-stop... that shit is really annoying..

[sam44]

so....why didnt you try and put it in her?

hahahaha i was gonna write that

[b0Ng h!tz 4 mE]

so....why didnt you try and put it in her?

Did you miss the part when i said she looks about 80????

[slipknotpsycho]

lol i was thinking the same thing...

somehow (since alot of people do say it..) i see him coming back with "pussy's pussy."

[Markass]

okay so i live opposite this alcoholic woman, shes like 40 or somethin but looks about 80, and has a reeeallly crocky voice

anyways its like 2 in the mornin right now and i was just listenin to my music then suddenly big bang on my door, my old english goin crazy.. i thought it wud of been someone else complain about my music because i did have it on very loud.. now im only in my boxers (well it is 2 in the mornin ffs, i wasnt expectin anyone round)

so i answer and it was her, she was mumblin most of the time, and kept repeatin about 10 times "your mother told me how you had a problem" i was like "uhh.. what problem"

"how you fell" then she like stumbled n almost fell over.. then she was like "im not chattin you up" said that about another 10 times, then started ramblin about how her mum died 2 years ago (and the money that was passed onto her from her dead mother was spent on alcohol) then she started goin on aboutt her daughter sayin shes 17 even tho her daughters 20, then she turned to nothin like someone was there and sed "dont worry im not chattin him up"

then she sed "you know where i am if you need me" and left

seroiusly.. how can THAT be legal? but gettin stoned be completly illegal altogether?!?!?!

wheres the fuckin logic in that man

Because since the early 1900's when marijuana was made illegal, the government has lied out their fucking asses hardcore to try and deter people from using it...since the early 1900's when prohibition was repealed, alcohol has been legal and it has been widely accepted as a recreational substance instead of deemed a harmful and dangerous drug. For the government's to admit that they were wrong..well it's much too late for that now. Don't worry friend, people that feel like you and I are the people who are going to be in the position to make such decision within a few years...Younger generation has a bit more common sense or something?

I can tell you one fucking thing, I'm quite far from a criminal just because...I want to feel good without: A hangover, liver disease, alcoholism, nasty withdrawal symptoms...or with tobacco, cancer, heart disease, or emphysema, or eventually DEATH. I don't want any of this shit to happen to me..that's why I smoke marijuana.

I'm ultimately making a very responsible decision in terms of my health, and I shouldn't be thrown in jail because of it. :stoned:

[b0Ng h!tz 4 mE]

Shes thrown bricks threw peoples windows before so i try not to piss her off or owt.. i just nod my head like i know what shes going on about

Also people always see her just randomly lying on the street cerbs passed out.. shes ussally passed out in a dressin down too