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    #21
    Senior Member

    alcoholics

    Quote Originally Posted by slipknotpsycho
    ~shudders~

    what about a one eyed one legged mentally retarded woman who's pussy smells like mayonaise?
    mayonaise is alright, ill put a little bit on my sandwich but only a LITTLE bit, if you put to much on its horrible, but just a little hint of mayonaise is amazing

    but i dont mean id put the womans pussy into a sandwich im just sayin thats how i like my mayonaise lol

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    #22
    Senior Member

    alcoholics

    the way you described her, i pictured the old cat lady from the simpsons

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    #23
    Senior Member

    alcoholics

    Quote Originally Posted by yoda
    the way you described her, i pictured the old cat lady from the simpsons
    pmsl!

    exactly.

    have you seen the episode when that man creates a translation machine

    "help i have a major mental health deasise.. give me a cat"

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    #24
    Senior Member

    alcoholics

    Quote Originally Posted by slipknotpsycho
    ~shudders~

    what about a one eyed one legged mentally retarded woman who's pussy smells like mayonaise?
    only one leg to spread
    an easy fuck
    i wouldnt be eating it

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    #25
    Senior Member

    alcoholics

    Quote Originally Posted by MastaChronic
    only one leg to spread
    an easy fuck
    i wouldnt be eating it
    LOL

    how r ur dreds comin along?

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    #26
    Senior Member

    alcoholics

    wow out of that whole description all you really complain about is you're not gonna eat it?

    ~whispers~ but it'd taste alot like tuna salad... throw some stanky farts on it and there you go! tuna salad! oh wait, gotta put int he pickles... ok save soem ball sweat in a vial in the sun for a week, then pour it on first.. there you go tuna salad.. give her a yeast infection and there you go! tuna sandwhich!

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    #27
    Senior Member

    alcoholics

    ill tell my alcoholic neighbor that slipknotpsycho said she has a ming like mayonase and tuna salad

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    #28
    Senior Member

    alcoholics

    ok go ahead... lol what's she gonna do? chat my ear off on the phone?

    i'll play her some coldplay before i hang up... (or maybe i'll fart on the phone, not like anyone would know the diffrence)

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    #29
    Senior Member

    alcoholics

    she'll tell your mother!!!

    *DUN DUN DUN!!!*

    haha its like 4.30 in the mornin already.. man im out lol

    peace, if im not online in the next few days or so that means her tuna like vanagina got me! :wtf:

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    #30
    Senior Member

    alcoholics

    Quote Originally Posted by b0Ng h!tz 4 mE
    LOL

    how r ur dreds comin along?
    theyve gotten about a half inch longer and have gotten fatter

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