alcoholics

[b0Ng h!tz 4 mE]

~shudders~

what about a one eyed one legged mentally retarded woman who's pussy smells like mayonaise?

mayonaise is alright, ill put a little bit on my sandwich but only a LITTLE bit, if you put to much on its horrible, but just a little hint of mayonaise is amazing

but i dont mean id put the womans pussy into a sandwich im just sayin thats how i like my mayonaise lol

b0Ng h!tz 4 mE Reviewed by b0Ng h!tz 4 mE on 02-19-2007. alcoholics okay so i live opposite this alcoholic woman, shes like 40 or somethin but looks about 80, and has a reeeallly crocky voice anyways its like 2 in the mornin right now and i was just listenin to my music then suddenly big bang on my door, my old english goin crazy.. i thought it wud of been someone else complain about my music because i did have it on very loud.. now im only in my boxers (well it is 2 in the mornin ffs, i wasnt expectin anyone round) so i answer and it was her, she was Rating: 5

[yoda]

the way you described her, i pictured the old cat lady from the simpsons

[b0Ng h!tz 4 mE]

the way you described her, i pictured the old cat lady from the simpsons

pmsl!

exactly.

have you seen the episode when that man creates a translation machine

"help i have a major mental health deasise.. give me a cat"

[MastaChronic]

~shudders~

what about a one eyed one legged mentally retarded woman who's pussy smells like mayonaise?

only one leg to spread
an easy fuck
i wouldnt be eating it

[b0Ng h!tz 4 mE]

only one leg to spread
an easy fuck
i wouldnt be eating it

LOL

how r ur dreds comin along?

[slipknotpsycho]

wow out of that whole description all you really complain about is you're not gonna eat it?

~whispers~ but it'd taste alot like tuna salad... throw some stanky farts on it and there you go! tuna salad! oh wait, gotta put int he pickles... ok save soem ball sweat in a vial in the sun for a week, then pour it on first.. there you go tuna salad.. give her a yeast infection and there you go! tuna sandwhich!

[b0Ng h!tz 4 mE]

ill tell my alcoholic neighbor that slipknotpsycho said she has a ming like mayonase and tuna salad

[slipknotpsycho]

ok go ahead... lol what's she gonna do? chat my ear off on the phone?

i'll play her some coldplay before i hang up... (or maybe i'll fart on the phone, not like anyone would know the diffrence)

[b0Ng h!tz 4 mE]

she'll tell your mother!!!

*DUN DUN DUN!!!*

haha its like 4.30 in the mornin already.. man im out lol

peace, if im not online in the next few days or so that means her tuna like vanagina got me! :wtf:

[MastaChronic]

LOL

how r ur dreds comin along?

theyve gotten about a half inch longer and have gotten fatter