Quote Originally Posted by Nochowderforyou
The first time I made hash oil I almost set my room on fire. I didn't have a hotplate to vap. away the Iso, so I was using a blowtorch as a heat source. I let the Iso boil too much and it erupted into a huge flame. I panicked, and dropped the flaming liquid on my floor. Luckily I stomped it out before it burned down the house.

One night after drinking heavily, I was about 2 km away from my house and I had to take a massive shit. There was no way I could hold it so I found a dark alley, and just shot the shit out as fast as I could. While I was leaving, I managed to not get any of my poo on me, but as I walked away, I accidently stepped in my own shit. When I woke up the next morning, I found my shoes outside in the snow. My mom tossed them out there as they were covered in shit, my own shit! Ha ha.
haha your own shit, how the fuck do you manage that
a bit too much drinking
and you walked in your house lmao