The first time I made hash oil I almost set my room on fire. I didn't have a hotplate to vap. away the Iso, so I was using a blowtorch as a heat source. I let the Iso boil too much and it erupted into a huge flame. I panicked, and dropped the flaming liquid on my floor. Luckily I stomped it out before it burned down the house.

One night after drinking heavily, I was about 2 km away from my house and I had to take a massive shit. There was no way I could hold it so I found a dark alley, and just shot the shit out as fast as I could. While I was leaving, I managed to not get any of my poo on me, but as I walked away, I accidently stepped in my own shit. When I woke up the next morning, I found my shoes outside in the snow. My mom tossed them out there as they were covered in shit, my own shit! Ha ha.
Nochowderforyou Reviewed by Nochowderforyou on . The "oopsie" thread We've all made oopsies in life, I made one today, I was changing today, with the blinds open, I bet the neighbors had a nice view. One time, my blankets were all bundled up, and I didnt know my kitty was under them, I pounced on them...oopsies I didnt know kitty was sleeping with me and I rolled over her...OOPSIES posts your oopsies Rating: 5