The "oopsie" thread

[mamma puffpuff420]

here's a real winner on ooop's
i just bought 1 lb. over in humbolt county
and we were headed home
were both so baked
i get on hwy 101 and head south
i was sooooooo stoned, that i went 10 miles past my turn
ok so i just flip a bitch in the road
i didnt no there was north bound traffic on the other side of a hill
so im goin down the hiway
here comes a car he's blarin his horn at me
it was like what that dudes problem
it happined again and i flipped the dude off
its dark now
here come 2 sets of head lites side by side
i whipped the stering wheel and skid in 2 the median
big ol ooooop's
i like ta shit my pant's

[geonagual]

here's a real winner on ooop's
i just bought 1 lb. over in humbolt county
and we were headed home
were both so baked
i get on hwy 101 and head south
i was sooooooo stoned, that i went 10 miles past my turn
ok so i just flip a bitch in the road
i didnt no there was north bound traffic on the other side of a hill
so im goin down the hiway
here comes a car he's blarin his horn at me
it was like what that dudes problem
it happined again and i flipped the dude off
its dark now
here come 2 sets of head lites side by side
i whipped the stering wheel and skid in 2 the median
big ol ooooop's
i like ta shit my pant's

LOL. So, did you get out of there with your pound?
The 101 is pretty dark up there.
I have always wanted to go to Humbolt county. I had a stoner friend when I was in the Army that was from Eureka. He would tell the stories of the bud. Amazing.

[Podge_Boro]

stabbed myself in the hand separating frozen burgers...oopsie
tripped over a kerb and split my lip open on a wall...oopsie
slipped in the bathroom and split my head open on the tap...oopsie
kicked a heavy box and broke my toe...oopsie
set my leg on fire...oopsie

i could go on for longer but i think you get the picture...im a thick cunt

[LIP]

I have really big feet... and whenever i open a door my feet stick out and stop the door opening anymore, so i end up wakling into the edge of doors all the time.

Also, when i was younger, me and a mate were small time pyromaniacs... and we enjoyed setting small toy cars on fire... i mean... what betters than plastic people dying? Anyway, i was tipping on some more white spirit and i dropped it, and there was a massive fireball and me and my mate ran out of my garage into my street on fire. That was a good one.

I also made a flame thrower and set my garge on fire just over a week before my family were going on holiday.... WITH the car in the garage. Good job the car was ok.

[Podge_Boro]

Anyway, i was tipping on some more white spirit and i dropped it, and there was a massive fireball and me and my mate ran out of my garage into my street on fire. That was a good one.

haha ye taht is a good one
has me laughing over here

[LIP]

I was alright luckily, i didnt even singe my hair, but he signed all his facial hair, the hair on his head, his eye lashes and eye brows and burnt is hand. I felt really bad for ages after that, but now we look back and it's just a laugh.

[Nation_1ne]

I've made more than enough oopsies. One was similiar to your experience though Sam. I got out of the shower, went to my room too change, I forgot too close the curtains, when I looked outside and saw an old woman looking at me butt naked. I didn't really know what to do so I ran off out of my room.

I always once fell down ths stairs with a sword in my hands, that was a big ooopsie!

[Nochowderforyou]

The first time I made hash oil I almost set my room on fire. I didn't have a hotplate to vap. away the Iso, so I was using a blowtorch as a heat source. I let the Iso boil too much and it erupted into a huge flame. I panicked, and dropped the flaming liquid on my floor. Luckily I stomped it out before it burned down the house.

One night after drinking heavily, I was about 2 km away from my house and I had to take a massive shit. There was no way I could hold it so I found a dark alley, and just shot the shit out as fast as I could. While I was leaving, I managed to not get any of my poo on me, but as I walked away, I accidently stepped in my own shit. When I woke up the next morning, I found my shoes outside in the snow. My mom tossed them out there as they were covered in shit, my own shit! Ha ha.

[crudemood]

one time i was in a public change room and there were alot of people, i think my shirt caught on something but i remember the whole thing slipped off, revealing my bare chest.. oops..

[Podge_Boro]

The first time I made hash oil I almost set my room on fire. I didn't have a hotplate to vap. away the Iso, so I was using a blowtorch as a heat source. I let the Iso boil too much and it erupted into a huge flame. I panicked, and dropped the flaming liquid on my floor. Luckily I stomped it out before it burned down the house.

One night after drinking heavily, I was about 2 km away from my house and I had to take a massive shit. There was no way I could hold it so I found a dark alley, and just shot the shit out as fast as I could. While I was leaving, I managed to not get any of my poo on me, but as I walked away, I accidently stepped in my own shit. When I woke up the next morning, I found my shoes outside in the snow. My mom tossed them out there as they were covered in shit, my own shit! Ha ha.

haha your own shit, how the fuck do you manage that
a bit too much drinking
and you walked in your house lmao