here's a real winner on ooop's
i just bought 1 lb. over in humbolt county
and we were headed home
were both so baked
i get on hwy 101 and head south
i was sooooooo stoned, that i went 10 miles past my turn
ok so i just flip a bitch in the road
i didnt no there was north bound traffic on the other side of a hill
so im goin down the hiway
here comes a car he's blarin his horn at me
it was like what that dudes problem
it happined again and i flipped the dude off
its dark now
here come 2 sets of head lites side by side
i whipped the stering wheel and skid in 2 the median
big ol ooooop's
i like ta shit my pant's