The "oopsie" thread

[Nochowderforyou]

haha your own shit, how the fuck do you manage that
a bit too much drinking
and you walked in your house lmao

Dark alley + too much whiskey=shit on my shoe.

It was all over the front door rug too. It was a big smelly mess, and I had no one to blame but me.

Nochowderforyou Reviewed by Nochowderforyou on 02-18-2007. The "oopsie" thread We've all made oopsies in life, I made one today, I was changing today, with the blinds open, I bet the neighbors had a nice view. One time, my blankets were all bundled up, and I didnt know my kitty was under them, I pounced on them...oopsies I didnt know kitty was sleeping with me and I rolled over her...OOPSIES posts your oopsies Rating: 5

[LIP]

ROFL.

[higher4hockey]

i wake up after a night of heavy drinking, see a glass of what i presumed was water on the coffee table that was in my room.....i think to myself 'water!' and i chug it down. it was my own piss.


oops

[TheAtomicPunk]

i wake up after a night of heavy drinking, see a glass of what i presumed was water on the coffee table that was in my room.....i think to myself 'water!' and i chug it down. it was my own piss.


oops

ahaha one time I got so drunk I couldn't leave the room to go to the bathroom, so I just pissed in whatever can I just drank out of. My mom found the cans and sampled one

OOPS!!!

[Matt the Funk]

Emptying bongwater so I can put away the bong....and I emptied the water all over the carpet. oopsies lol.

[LIP]

Got pretty pissed as a teenager, and was taking a piss. My mum called out my name and i turned around mid piss in the bathroom and pissed all over the walls and towels.

[Professor Dan K.]

dude thats just nasty ^^

[on_second_thought]

back when i was about 17 or 18, me and a friend of mine had made a long ass pipe out of one of those lamps that's about 5-6 feet tall and faces the ceiling. one person had to stand at the other end and hold it up while lighting the bowl for you and working the carb. the bowl was about 3-4 inches from the end of the pipe. anyhow, my friend was smoking and i was holding/lighting. i couldn't get my hand to seal off the carb end tight enough for him to get a good hit. (we're on his front porch by the way) so he looks down and there's this rag chillin' on his porch. he grabs it and hands it to me quickly and says "use this to plug the end". so i do as he requests, without question, and proceed to light the bowl. he takes a massive hit, and apparently the bowl got so hot, or the flame traveled through the stem of the bowl and just close enough to ignite the KEROSENE that ended up being on the rag. that mother fucker puked his ass off for a good 2 minutes. he'd inhaled all the burnt fumes from that rag. lmao. i couldn't help but laugh at his poor, stupid ass.

also, when i was a kid, i put a wig on my brother's head and pretended to be a barber. i was cutting his "hair" when i accidentally snipped the top of his left ear off. his face turned purple as he screamed bloody murder. i freaked the fuck out and just sat there staring at him. got into a bit of trouble over that one.

[TheAtomicPunk]

One time I had to cut down a branch on a huge tree in my front yard because it was about to fall down anyways. Well, I was 13 at the time and a huge pyro. I was trying to burn through the tree branch instead of sawing it off for an hour, and caught the tree on fire. Woopsie.

[Tom Swierzbinski]

I was pissed once and ran into a glass door, thinking it was open. Luckily the glass didnt break.

Oopsie.