Rules...

[smokeblunts3]

Anyone else have certain rules while blazing???

For exaple when me and my friends are smoking a blunt or joint we have a rule we call "Smack Hands" I dunno if anyone else does it but what we do is if anyone drops the blunt or joint then everyone that is smoking on that blunt or joint gets to smack that person's hand as hard as they want and everyone has to smack the same hand.

It sorta sucks tho when your smoking with like 8 ppl and they all get to smack your hand if you drop it. But i still do it because dropping the blunt can fuck it up like droppin it in dirt or a puddle or some shit and sometimes it causes it to go out.

smokeblunts3 Reviewed by smokeblunts3 on 02-17-2007. Rules... Anyone else have certain rules while blazing??? For exaple when me and my friends are smoking a blunt or joint we have a rule we call "Smack Hands" I dunno if anyone else does it but what we do is if anyone drops the blunt or joint then everyone that is smoking on that blunt or joint gets to smack that person's hand as hard as they want and everyone has to smack the same hand. It sorta sucks tho when your smoking with like 8 ppl and they all get to smack your hand if you drop it. But i Rating: 5

[Podge_Boro]

we dont really have many rules. my friend tries to tell me how to smoke my weed, 'no your not having a bong your makin a joint'. so he thinks hes the ruler of it all.

in grangetown (basically a next door neighbour to my village) if your smokin and you let the joint go out, the nearest person slaps you.

[MuddinPede]

I don't have much really.


Just be nice and respetful, and of course get high.

[Agressor1]

no double hits, puff and pass.

oh,
and never smoke alone.

[mowie wowie]

haha we wrote a whole list of 13 rules when smoking, we call it "The Bongstitution"

The Bongstitution

Amendment I

Thou shalt not steal. This applies to, but is not limited to, the almighty ganja, food, lighters, and money.

Amendment II

If there are more than two people present, â??Fingersâ?� is the deciding factor in your life as a cannabis smoker. If there are two people present, Rock-Paper-Scissors is the ultimate say.

Amendment III

Blowing smoke in others face is unacceptable.

Amendment IV

Always clean up after yourself.

Amendment V

Obey â??Fivesâ?�.

Amendment VI

No complaining/whining. If you want something done, do it yourself.




Amendment VII

Bowl packer/Joint roller has the rights to greens, if they choose not to take greens; they decide who it is given to.

Amendment VIII

When passing in a circle, always pass to your left. Everybody has the right to decline a hit, but they must wait until the bowl circles to them again.

Amendment IX

No faking. Not only is this a waste of weed, it is easily noticed.

Amendment X

Money is power. There will be a social hierarchy instated. Those that pay more have more power, and those that pay less have less power. This is similar to our common-day social hierarchy, men have power over women. If you are not paying often, this will be noticed and you will not be smoking.

Amendment XI

Aware others of your present contagious illness(es); it is unacceptable to spread your sickness through the almighty cannabis. Be prepared to have your own piece/joint ready if you are ill.

Amendment XII

Do not slobber. Whether it is a bong, bowl, or joint, avoid slobbering.

Amendment XIII

If inside someoneâ??s home, respect their rules. Break the stereotype of the idiotic stoner and be respectful.

If any of these Amendments are broken or disobeyed, fair, just, and swift punishment will be applied.

[TheAtomicPunk]

Wow, is it okay if I adopt the Bongstitution also? I like the idea of it alot :jointsmile:
My friends and I need something like this, because we resolve everything with violence.
Whats Amendment V mean?

[4gan2ja0]

/\/\/\ good set of rules... as for the smokingblunts3, how often do you drop the joint to make a rule about what happens if you drop it?

[mowie wowie]

Wow, is it okay if I adopt the Bongstitution also? I like the idea of it alot :jointsmile:
My friends and I need something like this, because we resolve everything with violence.
Whats Amendment V mean?

A) yeah you can use it, just don't pretend like you came up with the name around your friends.

2) Fives is what you say when you get up from your seat, if you come back within 5 minutes nobody can take your seat, but after that its anybody's.

[JeenYuss]

fuck naw lmao... we have "The 7 Deadly Sins" if i can remember what they are

1. Dropping a Blunt
2. Dropping A J
3. Spilling A Bowl
4. Spilling Alcohohol
5. Dropping Any Form Of Weed thats not cashed
6. Fucking Up The Rotation
7. Trying To Get Back In The Rotation After You Get Skipped

basically we yell at the person and tell them theyre going to hell

then later after every1s calmed down not mad n shit we make that person pray to the "Weed Gods"

[peaceandlove420]

haha right on. We came up with our own 10 commandments in no particular order.

1. No umm "lipping" the device being used to consume the herb.

2. Do not bogart.

3. Do not mess up the rotation, always pass to your left.

4. Do not leave stale death/ass/rank smoke in the piece for the person next to you after your hit.

5. Do not harm the smoking device or the herb in anyway (This includes dropped pieces/herb knocked against something etc etc,

6. He who rolls it/packs it greens it. Also if its your weed, its your say on greens.

7. No bad vibes. (Arguing, fighting, stealing, anything just negative is not permissable)

8. If your sick around a bong, use a condom, otherwise if its another piece don't spread your sicknness.


9. Control yourself. (If you can't handle your weed, please leave the rotation and go trip out somehwere else.)

10. (and the opposite) Don't pass out. It is a waste of herb and a waste of space where you are becuase someone could be smoking or socializing there. Go home. Go to bed.


Missing anything big? I am irre haha?