Smokeless Marijuana

[Non]

I found this article. I'd like to ask if anyone has tried this, using an oven, and what were the results, and if there are any tips you can provide additions, changes suggestions to the process...

here's the link and the article from totse.com
totse.com | Smokeless Marijuana

This is an excerpt from Loompanics Unlimited, an underground press publishing company.

Up in smoke! That's where 85% of your expensive purchased pot is going. Only 15% of inhaled burning Marijuana is absorbed by your lungs when smoked. The rest is simply blown away!

To make smokeless Marijuana, THE THEORY:

THC ( TetraHydroCanabinol ) is the active part of Marijuana, the part that gets you stoned. The tiny little cells of the Marijuana plant contain oil, most of which is composed of THC. The trick is too release this oil into your body thru digestion. However, God did not intend for man to chew on grass as cows do so our digestive system is not geared to eating and digesting the Buds and Leaves of Pot. If you should eat these organs of the POT plant they will simply pass thru your digestive system relatively unchanged. However I don't doubt that some of the pot cells will burst in your stomach and digestive tract to release the stoney THC but a high percentage of them will not. So the trick is to brake open as many of the pot cells of the plant as possible and not disturb the THC inside.

To make smokeless Marijuana, THE PROCESS:

The first piece of equipment you will need is a blender. One with exceptionally sharp blades. Sharpen them with a small round file. HINT: a coffee mill or grinder will also work. Put your very dry Marijuana leaf into the blender and grind the stuff up.

( BUDS work great too !!! )

NEXT: Strain the ground POT thru a brass screen. A 000 ( triple-000 ) gauge brass screen easily obtained from your local hardware store. Blend and re-blend the stuff and filter it thru the screen repeatedly. The object is to end up with ground weed near the consistency of flour for the maximum surface area.

( AND SURFACE AREA IS THE KEY!!! )

Next we will need to rupture the tiny Marijuana cells and capture the stony THC. You will need a Microwave oven for this. ( However I have found that any significant heat source will work. ) Place your very refined Marijuana powder in a clear, Microwave- able pyrex/glass container. Add an edible cooking oil to your POT powder. Mr. Salemi recommends olive oil 'cause he is an Italian However any edible cooking oil will work. ( Try Peanut butter Oil !!! ) YUM The amount of oil cannot be specified as it depends on your amount of POT powder Mr. Salemi recommends a 20% oil-to-powder ratio.

Next NUKE your delicious concoction of OIL/MARIJUANA powder. Add oil if necessary. The mixture must become oily, thick, black, and of a tar-like consistency. Repeat this NUKEing process several times if you must and between each NUKEing stire the batch to homogenize and distribute heat evenly. What is happening is that the Microwaves are bursting the stoney Marijuana cells like popcorn and the THC is escaping only to be trapped by the cooking oil thus making the Marijuana totally digestible and almost 100% of the THC to be absorbed by your digestive system only to go strait to your brain !!! ENJOY!

Next: let the stuff cool. Then at room temp. place in your freezer. This freezing process might cause the stuff to be even more potent because the freezing process causes the last few remaining POT cells to burst from expansion by crystallization. Also if you don't freeze immediately your brew will become subject to rotting!! So, use this oil in Brownies, or anything else you can think of quickly or freeze it.

After the stuff has cooled for a few hours then begin stuffing the near-solid oil into empty 00 ( bouble-00 ) gelatin capsules you can easily obtain at a grocery store or pharmacy. Store these POT caps in a clean dry jar in your freezer also to prevent spoilage.

Take one ( for a good time ) or two ( for a really good time ) caps right after a good meal and just before going bar-hopping Right after a meal because this is the time that your digestive system is in high gear.

It should take about a half an hour to an hour for the stoneing to take place. Don't be dismayed that you don't seem to feel the effects as rapidly as smoking it. The effects of fully digested THC lasts about four hours as opposed to 15-30 minutes for smoking it. Also the stoning is much more intense!!! TRUST ME! ZZZZzzzzapp!

BAD POINTS:

Twice the munchies inducing power as smoked Marijuana. ( counteract with lots ofd munchies )

Greater irritation to the eyes. (the old red eye) Counter act with Vizeen <SP? or anti-histamines.

GOOD POINTS: No Marijuana on the breath to give you away. No Paraphernalia. No bag of stash. etc. Near 100% realization ( absorbtion ) of THC into the blood stream.

!! PREPARE TO BE STONED OUT OF YOUR MIND !!

Non Reviewed by Non on 02-17-2007. Smokeless Marijuana I found this article. I'd like to ask if anyone has tried this, using an oven, and what were the results, and if there are any tips you can provide additions, changes suggestions to the process... here's the link and the article from totse.com totse.com | Smokeless Marijuana This is an excerpt from Loompanics Unlimited, an underground press publishing company. Up in smoke! That's where 85% of your expensive purchased pot is going. Only 15% of inhaled burning Marijuana is absorbed by Rating: 5

[partcleguy]

Sorry but theres a big hole in this article, namely the cells of the marijuana plant do not contain THC. The oil is produced in resin glands which are specialized structures on the surface of the plant. Of course part of the gland is made of cells, but by far the majority of cells in a pot plant do not contain THC. This sounds more like a recipe for hash oil/cannaoil.

[Lethal G]

I may be mistaken, but isn't getting your marijuana into that kind of powdered form also referred to as making kief?

Anyways, it still seems like a pretty decent recipe, however I'm not so sure I would try a microwave. This seems a lot like quick cannabis oil or cannabis butter. I'd honestly rather smoke it, because every time I've made/ate pot-related stuff it never has done much for me (except on a few occasions).

[Oksmokey]

This is not Kief. Kief is the pollen of the plant. It is collected with screens built into devices like grinders and kief boxes.

This is ground weed. And like partcleguy said this is just a cannabis oil recipe. I personally think the microwave is a bad idea. Wattage of microwaves vary greatly and nobody wants to waste pot. Follow on of the many cannabis oil recipes in this forum and put them in gel pack.


Or you could follow Master Wu's green dragon recipe. I personally would rather take that rather than straight oil.

[Non]

I've tried the green dragon recipe 3 times and it didn't work...

maybe it has to do with the decarboxylation? I read that THC starts to boil from 260-392 degrees F.

And you Oksmokey deboxylate at 200 degrees for 20 minutes to make green dragon. Does this or can this apply to the large batches also?

Maybe heating it at 325 for 5 minutes is worse since THC starts to boil at that temperature, and can evaporate or 'burn out'?

IMO doing it at 200 for 20 mins leaves the bud smelling more and looking and smelling less burnt.

[Non]

I read that THC starts to boil from 260-392 degrees F From this link Decarboxylation where it suggests decarboxylating at 150 degree for 15 minutes.

[Oksmokey]

I have decarbed a 1/2 before at 200 for 20 with nice results. Decard is the point most people kill the THC. Try the 200 for 20 it has done myself and friends right many times!

[Scarlet Sky]

ahahahahaha! omg! this is too funny! thc cells and pollen keif and thc boiling... damn... you guys realy REALY need to do some reading

i'm lol'ing though, good one!

[Non]

hm... well I've wasted a ton of bud..

Can I decarb for less than 20 minutes for something smaller than a 1/2? Like maybe 15 mins for a half a gram to 1/8? Or 20 minutes all the way?

[voodoochild0972]

hahah smokeless marijuana. that like makes me imagine someone dipping weed like putting a huge nugg in the pocket of their cheek and like sucking on it.