Quote Originally Posted by 00Ampersand
anyone wanna share? I have one:
This person who I went to high school with, who I'll be refering to as 'Monkey' (it's not a clever nickname. He really does look like a monkey),made the mistake of a) having a party at his house, b) passing out at his party, and c) not being liked by anyone.
Anyway, this combination lead to the hilarious situation where a couple of guys went in his mom's room and poked around in her dresser; on the bottom shelf, they found her sex stash, including a 10-inch silicone dildo....they went downstairs where Monkey was passed out on a couch, and they slapped him across the face with the giant phallus and put it in his mouth--they took pictures of the incident, which were placed in the dresser along with the returned the dildo
~007~

lmfao i would have died that day laughin at him
Ammie Reviewed by Ammie on . funny dildo/sex anecdotes anyone wanna share? I have one: This person who I went to high school with, who I'll be refering to as 'Monkey' (it's not a clever nickname. He really does look like a monkey),made the mistake of a) having a party at his house, b) passing out at his party, and c) not being liked by anyone. Anyway, this combination lead to the hilarious situation where a couple of guys went in his mom's room and poked around in her dresser; on the bottom shelf, they found her sex stash, including a 10-inch Rating: 5