I had this mental picture of this little scrawny ass 5 year old kid shaking in his chair at the kitchen table over his cereal bowl, as he pisses his pants and his uncle stares him in the eye (blood vessels bulging out of his forehead, and his face beet red) ...speaking through his teeth in a slow, evil hiss, "Therrre isssssssssssss nnnooo JUSSSSSSTICCCCCCCEE, BOOOY!"