damn bro i know what your goin thru, i but the 100 plates for $.79 or whatever thinking im all smart then when im carrying my super chilli, cheese, salsa, deluxe polish sausage back to my room it slides off when i open the door and stains my carpet. they are even worse if you microwave them, or accidentally get them damp. i was once eating waffles on one and there was no hard surface for me to cut them up on so i sat it on my lap, proceeded to cut a nice little bite of waffle and paper.

but my dad bitches about me never washing dishes so its easier