Quote Originally Posted by ATrain
Did you hear about that sky diver who had a helmet cam on when both his shute and reserve shute didn't open? He realized he could capture his last words so he let out the profound...

"Oh shit! I'm dead. Bye."

He fell two miles and survived! I'm guessing the only reason he is alive is because those were the worst last words ever.

Wait...for real? What did he fall into