Quote Originally Posted by Shovelhandle
you get preseason games? That sucks. I can't afford the cables or anything like that. ....

"Saladmaster!" (banging pots together...)
Naw I don't have cable, I have to go out to the bars... I'm lucky enough to live near a cool indoor country club/sports bar where they have golf simulators and all that good shit. And drinks are still pretty cheap. And they don't mind if you order take-out from somewhere else!

Saladmaster????