I think we should all give up, and speak one of Tolkien's old languages, like Sindarin. It's composed very easiLY. For those more into Trek, they can speak Klingon. We can have Tolkien-Klingon wars where NO one has absolutely no idea what the other party is saying, because both think the corresponding movie/tv show sucks so badLY.

Don't mind my randomLY consstructed thoughts.

Spanish is fun to speak. So is Italian. Sexy.