Girl rules

[brussels]

I'm so with birdgirl on the makeup and jewelry. Bejeweled and painted is just so tacky.

It's not OCD to use a towel or hankie on bathroom doors. These days, it's just the smart thing to do. How do you think 2/3's of the passengers of a cruise ship get sick with the same ailment?

I've never 'had' to fight back with a guy (for real -- playing maybe), but I'm with Mrs. G. If a guy even attempts to hit me, well, 'it's on', and it's on to win.

My 'bar shoes' are ca'boy boots. Real beat up roach killers...lol

Some of my rules:

Never look twice at a guy with dirty fingernails. (unless he's been planting my pot plants)

Cleavage and sexy skirts have a time and place.

Generally, I want to be 'fresh' and 'clean' for sex. (there are a few exceptions)
Guys...I want you clean too. "NO," I will not put that in my mouth after your softball game. Scheech

I know it might be the rage these days not to, but I will always wear panties. (I have personally observed this awful snafu) They might be thongs, but you're not getting a freebie peek of my girl. What in the worlds wrong with these girls/women flashing their pu**y around?
Lie to me, and you're dead meat forever....B

[GraziLovesMary]

Ok I'm a guy and I wash my hands after I take a crap, or even just pee, not washing your hands is a major health hazard, and just sick, I don't care if your a guy or a girl, just wash your hands after you have been close to those areas. And yeah some guys say "Well its not like I get shit or piss on my hands, so why wash?" <---thats still nasty, a piece of toliet paper ain't much of a barrier, and sure when ya piss ya may not wipe your penis, but your still holding your penis while you pee! and a penis is never a clean peice of equipment

I agree, not washing your hands after wiping a shitty ass is nasty. However... my penis is DEFINITELY a clean piece of equipment. Fuck Ill wash my hands BEFORE I piss.. why would I want to get all the nasty filth crawling on my hands on my schlong? The dick is only dirty if it doesnt get maintained.

[GraziLovesMary]

such an abundance of violent women, i'm falling in love with you all. you are all welcome to head to my neck of the woods and beat me senseless with the blunt object of your choice.

Dude I am so totally with you on this one... I want them to marry me right now.. I absolutely LOVE a fiery warrior woman!

God damn... how come I never meet women like yall? Oh well, Ill just keep doing whatever the fuck it is that I do until I feel its time to do something different I guess.

[FreshNugz]

Guys...I want you clean too. "NO," I will not put that in my mouth after your softball game. Scheech

Lie to me, and you're dead meat forever.

Couldn't be more in agreeance with you on both of these.
Especially guys who aren't circumcized...and they don't clean the area inside....no fucking way. Not doing it. It's nasty.

On another note in that same way...guys pushing on your head while you're trying to 'do your thing'.....they get a bite. Once and I will ask you not to. Twice...and it's a bite. lol.

And above all...I too hate liars. Such a disrespectful thing.

[napolitana869]

Never look twice at a guy with dirty fingernails. (unless he's been planting my pot plants)

Seriously. Long nails too.

[dancerat]

Can I add always write hand written thank you notes for gifts or presents or if you stayed at someones house?

[connector_robot]

ahhaha oh god, girlies..I used to burn my ex-fuckbuddy with cigarettes because I was constantly mad at him. (I wasn't "good" enough for him, and it pissed me off)..I'd throw things at his head, beat the crap out of him, slam his head into things. I'd do what ever I could to hurt that sonofabitch..\


more rules!

Now I realize I may get bashed for this post, but I am mearly expresing my opinion.

Just because you were mad at him doesn't condone venting that anger on him by harming him. I would have pressed charges on your crazy ass. Would you think it's fine for a guy [Let's even say say a guy who is physically smaller than you] to do the same to you?

People like you disgust me.