Quote Originally Posted by Mrs. Greenjeans
HA! No, I didn't get a chainsaw until last summer, and by then he was in prison.

Although one time, I beat him into bad health by smashing him repeatedly in the head with an unopened can of Pepsi.
i swear.. some of you women are psychotic... you'r enot he first woman i've heard of using random everyday objects to batter their man with...

an ex friend got his ass beat with a an old first aid kit (one of the metal ones)