Quote Originally Posted by stinkyattic
Got you beat, I was arrested for allegedly assaulting my ex with a 4 foot scots claymore. Which BTW did NOT happen [he even testified to that in court] but according to the papers it did, lol... They still won't give me a little plastic cocktail pick in my scorpion bowl at the local Chinese greasy sppon.
BWAHAHAHAH! I love it!
I used a bat'leth one time.

See, it's behaviour like that that made me divorce him. If a person enrages you to the point where you feel the need to use Klingon or ancient Scots weaponry, it's time to move on.