Girl rules

[BabyFacedAbortion]

ahhaha oh god, girlies..I used to burn my ex-fuckbuddy with cigarettes because I was constantly mad at him. (I wasn't "good" enough for him, and it pissed me off)..I'd throw things at his head, beat the crap out of him, slam his head into things. I'd do what ever I could to hurt that sonofabitch..\


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[Mrs. Greenjeans]

Purple Banana is actually the one that said this. I just made it into a little picture for her. It should be the number one Girl Rule.

[Pipe Dreams]

Wow, ladies ladies, you're a violent bunch arent you?

Thats pretty fucked up though, beating a dude in the head with a can of soda.. If that bitch is that big, what made him not able to stop you greenjeans?

[Mrs. Greenjeans]

He's bigger. But I'm crazier, have more to lose, and I am more sincere in my hatred.

[BabyFacedAbortion]

I love that rule Mrs.!!!

[Mrs. Greenjeans]

LOL! I think it would save us all a lot of grief.
I like the burning with cigs thing. I don't know if I could fuck a person that made me so mad I would burn them with cigs.

[delusionsofNORMALity]

.... I am more sincere in my hatred.

that's the key, isn't it. whither you're growin' turnips or beating a man to death and tossing his lifeless body into a shallow grave. as long as you're sincere, everything will turn out just fine.

[Mrs. Greenjeans]

Linus and I have a very similar philosophy.

[BabyFacedAbortion]

I fucked him 'cause i was mad lonely and he was insanely manipulative.

Ironically, he's one of my best friend's now.

[TheSmokingMonkey]

1. ALWAYS WEAR YOUR DRINKING SHOES at the bar... you know... the ones that are impossible to break your ankle in (flats) and the ones you don't mind people throwing up on or wading through spilled beer in (ewwww) and oh yeah, one more thing, they also have to be reasonably cute. Tall order. But we all have drinking shoes... am I wrong?

2. Wear only as much makeup as your friend is wearing... and then add one more thing so you look more put-together than she does. I'm a bitch. A superficial bitch. I know.

3. Don't speak to men with bad breath.

4. Offer women with bad breath a piece of peppermint gum.

5. And don't forget your drinking shoes!