Girl rules

[Chronic Chrissy]

Whoa! I have rules but I'm a country girl, not a hick or redneck but one with nature, and balance.

Wash your hands before and after washroom trips, and eating.

Stall closest to the door is the least used so is the cleanest(proven on tyra banks show)

If you have to go outside who cares the important thing is you have to go.

Balance. I can really go into this but essentially in twos. One thing balances another. If baby is on one hip the purse is on the other.

Even in high school I held this one with my head high. Fuck what people think! Wear what you want, learn what you want, eat what you want, say what you think. Who cares what other people think chances are they'll be gone and forgotten in a few years, and those who aren't need to accept you for you. It's your life and too short to live it someone else way.

[Mrs. Greenjeans]

. . . and purse thieves!

And people on small budgets who are trying to grow smoke.
::mrs.g looks around and walks off whistling::

[Mrs. Greenjeans]

listening distance.

I keep my eye on my purse as if its a kid. If at all possible I leave it in the car hidden under the seat.

AHAHAHAHAH! Sorry, but I just got a mental picture of you stuffing a toddler under the front seat.

[TheAtomicPunk]

Whoa, not hamilton NJ right?

Hamilton, Ohio. I wish I lived in NJ :/

[Chronic Chrissy]

Just thought I'd add that we really don't have to worry about our purses around here, or locking our doors and I'm in th big city around here, lol.

[Mrs. Greenjeans]

I don't lock my doors, and I'm in my state capital. But that's because everybody in my neighborhood calls me "The Crazy Bitch on the Corner".

This comes from many years of them watching me and my 6'4" 220lb. ex husband literally duke it out in the backyard, Springer Style, and people seeing me chase him with 1. A straight razor 2. An 8" chef's knife 3. A hatchet 4. An aluminum baseball bat 5. A framing hammer

And anything else I could get my hands on. Nobody comes near my house now.

[delusionsofNORMALity]

....and people seeing me chase him with 1. A straight razor 2. An 8" chef's knife 3. A hatchet 4. An aluminum baseball bat 5. A framing hammer....

now i'm in love!:lovestruck:
what, no chainsaw handy? :chainsaw:

[stinkyattic]

people seeing me chase him with 1. A straight razor 2. An 8" chef's knife 3. A hatchet 4. An aluminum baseball bat 5. A framing hammer

Got you beat, I was arrested for allegedly assaulting my ex with a 4 foot scots claymore. Which BTW did NOT happen [he even testified to that in court] but according to the papers it did, lol... They still won't give me a little plastic cocktail pick in my scorpion bowl at the local Chinese greasy sppon.

[Mrs. Greenjeans]

now i'm in love!:lovestruck:
what, no chainsaw handy? :chainsaw:

HA! No, I didn't get a chainsaw until last summer, and by then he was in prison.

Although one time, I beat him into bad health by smashing him repeatedly in the head with an unopened can of Pepsi.

[Mrs. Greenjeans]

Got you beat, I was arrested for allegedly assaulting my ex with a 4 foot scots claymore. Which BTW did NOT happen [he even testified to that in court] but according to the papers it did, lol... They still won't give me a little plastic cocktail pick in my scorpion bowl at the local Chinese greasy sppon.

BWAHAHAHAH! I love it!
I used a bat'leth one time.

See, it's behaviour like that that made me divorce him. If a person enrages you to the point where you feel the need to use Klingon or ancient Scots weaponry, it's time to move on.