Quote Originally Posted by jsn9333
I stand with one foot on the counter-top and one foot on the floor... to get good cheek spreadage. Then I take a sprits bottle and moisten a wad of TP (moist is the key!). Then I clean up.

Oh... and I shave my ass too. That helps keep things tidy. If you question my technique just think about this... peanut butter is easier to clean off a countertop with a wet rag then off carpet with a dry one.

'Nuff said.
Do you have Germaphobia? A phobia of germs?

I do not shave my ass and not once in my life, have I missed a spot and found wads of shit in my butt hair. Daily showers help.