The Butt Wiping Poll!

[LIP]

My brother told me once he stands up to wipe his ass too. I don't kknow how you could get a proper cleaning of your butthole done when standing up. Your cheeks are pushed together standing up, but sitting down, they are spread open a bit so you can get a good clean.

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My.















Fuck. ROFLMFAO!!!!

Im so fucked my brain just fell out the back of my head.

[napolitana869]

I sit unless its at a public bathroom, which I try to avoid.

This whole thread is crazy

[RyanTheCaveman]

...the only way i knew there was :...standing up.

[Frivolous248]

I don't see how people sit. Aren't you afraid of gettin' your hand in the toilet? I have to lift muh cheeks off the seat before I reach around that area...

[PatrickHenry]

That's the worst.
When the seat gets wet... ugh... horrible feeling!

i fucking hate that. you just got yourself all clean and then you soil your ass cheeks and get all cold and wet. SUCKS!

[PatrickHenry]

My brother refuses to take a shit in a public washroom. He would rather be in pain than go take a shit. I prefer a public washroom, it gives me a chance to express myself using not only sound, but smell as well. I am proud of my creations that come from my body. It's beautiful actually.

I'm with your brother. I can't shit in public. I just feel bad some poor illegal is going to have clean my skid marks off the bowl. NOT NICE MAN> BAD KARMA!

[LIP]

I dont shit in public, ever. I piss everywhere though, a favourite past-time of mine.

[Nochowderforyou]

I don't see how people sit. Aren't you afraid of gettin' your hand in the toilet? I have to lift muh cheeks off the seat before I reach around that area...

Not at all. I'm not sure how shallow your toilet bowls are, but the toilet i have, it is about half filled with water, half empty, and when you pinch a loaf off, there is about 8 inches of depth before your hand touches the water/poo. You lift your bum up a bit and you gain a couple more inches, so there is plenty of room leftover.

[Nochowderforyou]

I dont shit in public, ever. I piss everywhere though, a favourite past-time of mine.

I prefer to piss outside. Nothing better than letting it hang in the wind with the water and trees around you. I feel like Trazan or something...ahhh, born free.

[jsn9333]

I stand with one foot on the counter-top and one foot on the floor... to get good cheek spreadage. Then I take a sprits bottle and moisten a wad of TP (moist is the key!). Then I clean up.

Oh... and I shave my ass too. That helps keep things tidy. If you question my technique just think about this... peanut butter is easier to clean off a countertop with a wet rag then off carpet with a dry one.

'Nuff said.