The Butt Wiping Poll!

[PatrickHenry]

I stand with one foot on the counter-top and one foot on the floor... to get good cheek spreadage. Then I take a sprits bottle and moisten a wad of TP (moist is the key!). Then I clean up.

Oh... and I shave my ass too. That helps keep things tidy. If you question my technique just think about this... peanut butter is easier to clean off a countertop with a wet rag then off carpet with a dry one.

'Nuff said.

I CALL FOUL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Nochowderforyou]

I stand with one foot on the counter-top and one foot on the floor... to get good cheek spreadage. Then I take a sprits bottle and moisten a wad of TP (moist is the key!). Then I clean up.

Oh... and I shave my ass too. That helps keep things tidy. If you question my technique just think about this... peanut butter is easier to clean off a countertop with a wet rag then off carpet with a dry one.

'Nuff said.

Do you have Germaphobia? A phobia of germs?

I do not shave my ass and not once in my life, have I missed a spot and found wads of shit in my butt hair. Daily showers help.

[ReUp]

I dont shit in public, ever. I piss everywhere though, a favourite past-time of mine.

Every morning when I lived at home I would walk outside in my boxers (I live in Texas where its warm in the morning as fuck 99% of the time) and piss outside. Drove my Mom crazy.

Anytime I have to piss and I'm outside I just find a nice spot and go. I love pissing outside so much. No aiming necesarry. Just pray and spray.

I sit of course.

On another note, I went to a british school until I was 14 and moved back to the US. I've realized that the British are not very receptive to the word 'bathroom'. It's always the 'washroom' or 'toilet'. Somethign no American even understands. 'Wheres the toilet?' the response 'In the bathroom....'.

Goodness Im rambling. Good thread though!

[jahjahjahjah]

How on earth can you wipe your ass standing up !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
If i walked in the bathroom and someone was standing up wiping there but hole
it would be so funny i'd have to kick there ass.

[Frivolous248]

Not at all. I'm not sure how shallow your toilet bowls are, but the toilet i have, it is about half filled with water, half empty, and when you pinch a loaf off, there is about 8 inches of depth before your hand touches the water/poo. You lift your bum up a bit and you gain a couple more inches, so there is plenty of room leftover.

Wow, 8 inches? Thats a lot of room. Mine is definitely not that much. If I wanted to, I could touch my dick to the water. I almost have on accident.

[slipknotpsycho]

there's only one type of toilet i've ever accidently stuck my hand in the water while wiping... and that was a jail house toilet... lol...

but otherwise i'm with chowder... you'd have to actually try and stick your hand in the water... on my toilet it's just not something that can happen by accident...