Haha, Cleve...ban the extractor fans, I say!
The only fog that is acceptable

(I wonder why they use old tractor fans to clear the air ...)

Anyways, I used to drink (I don't anymore - don't like the pay-back lol)...but, there was one time, when a mate and I were in this biker pub. I was drinking Vodka, he was on the Southern Comfort. We drank a whole bottle each that night, and were absolutely blatted lol. Anyway, I was gonna sleep in my car in the car park, but realised that I didn't have any cigs left. I had to go back into the pub to get some - kinda in a wobbly line lol. When I entered the pub, it all went quite - like in the movies - and everyone looked at me. Rememeber, this was a bikers pub!!
This big biker dude (Hell's Angel type) walked up to me, and I thought "Shit! This dude is gonna slice me up, or summat".
I just looked back at him and said "Is there a cig machine in here, man?"
He just looked at me, then burst out laughing "Fuck me, man, you look totally fucked!"
Then the whole room was like cheering at me!
I was like, "Yay! I'm bollocked to fuck!"
They sorted me out with cigs, cos I could see straight enough to get the money in the slots lmaoo

Then, I went outside and sat in my car.
Smoked a cig, then felt a little pukey...well, the inevitable happened, and I filled the car park with the contents of my stomach.
Then I heard an authoritive voice say:"Do you feel beter now?"
I said that I felt a little better, and focused my eyes on the person - it was my mate's Dad - a very very straight-laced guy lol
He told me that I couldn't sleep in my car, and that there was a bed made up at my mates house.
I was like, "no no no, I don't wanna be a nuisance.....I'll be ok..."
But he wasn't having it.

I had to try and walk in a straight line back to my mate's house...feeling a little ashamed of my paralectic state...lol

FAF!
The next morning was a nightmare...sicky, headache, and all the other payback.
Good times

Never again!
RESiNATE Reviewed by RESiNATE on . I dunno bout u guys, but... I'm drunk as shit, this bcrdi 151 fucked me up. this thread is abouit drunk stories and shit. I love you all....hahahhaha, I love being a pot head. .wow, I',mm driunn nlk. hahahha Rating: 5