you pack the biggest bowl u can....get blazed (by yourself)....and as ur blazed u then think of names for your bowl. After finishing the bowl you set it on a pillow and sprinkle it with roses while playing charriots of fire.

maybe jerk off to it....but make sure not to creampie that bowl...u must respect the bowl. after the whole process is done...give it a kiss and put it in a good hiding spot...one that will provide the bowl with much comfort.

Do that and ur bowl will never treat u wrong, and will never leave your side.

This is a very important thing to do...do not fuck this up.

Have fun!

-Jagerbom.