How much toilet paper do you use?

[Mike23artist]

I stand up to wipe

[4gan2ja0]

i stand up to wipe. i too thought i was alone

[slipknotpsycho]

i call in my dog...

wait.. i don't have a dog... so who's been licking my ass? o.0

[benagain]

LMMFAO
This thread is almost too funny to even post a reply to.

I'm also a folder. I put a layer across my palm and fold it over several times and rip it off. Prolly 3 or so layers in my 'bunch'. Also, I ususally sit and wipe, but I stood a time or two in my life.

[Skink]

6 to 8... I'm a wrapper... I bought a holder where I can just take the roll of and on,,,man what a good buy...

[Samwhore]

Like 6 squares...

"hey little fella gotta change your touch
whatcha though was enough,
miiiight be too much
see its more cushiony than eva before
Charmin Ultra, less is more
when we say less is more,
less is more,
its more absorbent than the regular rippled brand for sure
what you used to love now,
your gonna adore,
charmin ultra,
less is more,"

"cha cha cha, Charmin"

[Dr.Chiefer]

What?? whats upwith all you guys standing to wipe, thats like askin for your poo to get smooshed all over both cheeks. I personally lean to the left side and wipe with right hand, hold the joint with my left hand

[Pipe Dreams]

Hahh, I know when I started standing to wipe...

When I had knee surgery, My left leg was in a straight cast, so it was really hard to just lean. I had to stand up to wipe, and I just got used to it and still do it :P

[slipknotpsycho]

remind me to never shake your hand if we meet... and remind me to roll up my own joint while we're at it..

[Tokudai]

2 squares folded over eachother. Then I use the other side. I'm doing my part to save the rain forest.

...If you were really concerned, you'd use one sheet, poke your finger through a hole in the center, use your finger to clean your ass, then wipe off your finger with the paper......You wanna-be enviromentalists make me SICK :P

Me - I use the wet-wipes thingies. Only need one and they make yer ass smell good, too