.... Man, I just wrap the paper around my hand some to where its nice and somewhat thick, then I wipe.

Also, I stand up to wipe my ass. Its funny, cause a couple of days ago after takin a dump, I stood up and whiped my ass, and I happened to think about that same thing.. "am I the only one who stands up wipe my ass?"
Pipe Dreams Reviewed by Pipe Dreams on . How much toilet paper do you use? I always take a huge wad like a catchers mit and wipe my ass crack clean i even have clogged toilets from time to time:thumbsup: Rating: 5