How much toilet paper do you use?

[Canadien.]

WOW, I thought every guy stood up to wipe his ass, this is news to me. I think we need to make a poll.

Uhh, like six squares, fold it over, wipe, then I'm content.

[Gatekeeper777]

[QUOTE=Tokudai;1253126Me - I use the wet-wipes thingies. Only need one and they make yer ass smell good, too[/QUOTE]

since MY shit smells like roses i dont whipe i brush.

[SwirlyMass]

What?? whats upwith all you guys standing to wipe, thats like askin for your poo to get smooshed all over both cheeks. I personally lean to the left side and wipe with right hand, hold the joint with my left hand

second that! 'specially the smoking pot on the pot part. dammit where did my thread about that go?

[Gatekeeper777]

when i am not at home and cant use the toilet brush i usually make a nest out of toilet paper on the seat and lay a cltch of eggs.

[BizzleLuvin]

umm like four squares

[b0Ng h!tz 4 mE]

depending how much shit i have on my arse

what kinda question is that? LOL

[Nochowderforyou]

I always take a huge wad like a catchers mit and wipe my ass crack clean i even have clogged toilets from time to time:thumbsup:

Interesting question.

I'm a folder myself. I take about 3-4 square plys, rip it, fold it up, wipe, then fold it one more time, then wipe again, then toss. It depends on how big of a mess I made too. If my feces were more loose than compact, I usually only wipe once with the folded TP otherwise slimey poo gets on my hands. When it starts getting cleaner, then I can wipe 3 or 4 times with one piece.

I find when I crumple, it is too bulky, which in return, hurts my bumhole.

[cambam]

5 or 6 sheets, fold, wipe, check, fold, wipe, check, fold wipe and buh bye.

Another toilet based question, back to front, or front to back?

And another, Round the side, or under the bridge?

[Nochowderforyou]

Another toilet based question, back to front, or front to back?

And another, Round the side, or under the bridge?

Front to back and around the side.

[Oneironaut]

I'm a stander (front to back and around the side) and a wadder (six or seven squares is usually enough).