The Vending Machine Game

[hello3pat]

get meldown

instert a bottle of Tequila

[Podge_Boro]

gets a mexican fellow called pedro

inserts pedros mustache

[hello3pat]

Get's Jesus' beard

insert papers

[Dro_Princess]

gets man boobs

inserts garlic bread

[MastaChronic]

gets spaghetti

inserts riddlebox cd

[munkjunkie]

you get inspired to write a novel based on the life of ronald mcdonald

inserts a digital watch with a missing strap

u mind is like mine ,weird

[Dro_Princess]

gets spaghetti

inserts riddlebox cd

You get a IT clown doll.

Inserts gum off the bottom of my shoe

[Mrs. Greenjeans]

*gets bellybutton lint
*inserts buddha statue

[hello3pat]

Get a sutra

insert a poodle

[thebeancounter41]

I hate to do this to you beancounter41.
The Straight Dope: Was Mr. Greenjeans Frank Zappa's father?

*gets a tower with a longhaired princess in it*
*inserts hand lotion

A friend has a set of old capt kangaroo shows on tape.And the damn credits listed green jeans as francis zappa.Or frelord or something that started with an F.And my friend is too dumb to do any magic with photoshop to his tapes so if they are fake, someone ELSE faked them elsewhere.But I have seen with my own eyes the credits of the show showing a zappa as green jeans.I used to watch the show faithfully as a kid.The man sure LOOKED like he was Frank's dad.Same nose, same eyes, same unibrow (just like his son Dweezil's)

**gets poodle poop

inserts a pooper scooper with only 1 claw**