The Vending Machine Game

[russ-bob]

inserts mint condition 1954 Bary Bonds basketball card

Gets a rotting cats leg

[Dro_Princess]

Out of order.

Inserts last dime to name.

Gets a blank check oh but wait its stuck and wont fall.

Inserts some kibble and bits

[Podge_Boro]

gets a vertically challenged fisherman with a naval piercing

inserts 3 hairs from the local team mascots left nostril

[Mrs. Greenjeans]

I hate to do this to you beancounter41.
The Straight Dope: Was Mr. Greenjeans Frank Zappa's father?

*gets a tower with a longhaired princess in it*
*inserts hand lotion

[EmoRebellion]

*it puts the lotion in the basket*

*inserts will smith*

[iStaaHi]

* machine starts playing theme song from fresh prince of bel air*

*inserts used condom*

[sam44]

*it puts the lotion in the basket*

hahaha

[BabyFacedAbortion]

*gets out a screaming, drooling, baby*
*inserts eye drops*


(Oh what a trade..)

[Skink]

get's pinkeye...

inserts Dancing Bear...

[EmoRebellion]

*gets to be anna nicoles babbys daddy*

*inserts Mr. Peanut*