The Vending Machine Game

[Mrs. Greenjeans]

*gets a letter from the San Diego Zoo thanking you for lending them an endangered species
*inserts Hustler Sex Lube, made with hempseed oil

Mrs. Greenjeans Reviewed by Mrs. Greenjeans on 02-22-2007. The Vending Machine Game OK, here is how it works: Place anything in the vending machine and the next person will tell you what you got. Its completely random and it's all up to the next person. example: person 1. "*Inserts a coin*" person 2. "you get a mousetrap *inserts 2 AA batteries*" Rating: 5

[Oneironaut]

Gets the virgin back, devirginized.

Inserts Dick Cheney.

[Skink]

Gets the virgin back, devirginized.

Inserts Dick Cheney.

Gets shot in the back...

Inserts 69 Camaro...

[Sabron]

Gets hit by a truck


Inserts a big bag o weed

[Dro_Princess]

gets some legal bud

inserts melted ice cream and a cherry stem

[russ-bob]

gets a cherry stem with a knot in it

inserts a cactus

[masterjointsmith]

gets 3part nutes
inserts slugs (fake change)

[thebeancounter41]

gets 3part nutes
inserts slugs (fake change)

Get's fake coke,which makes me sick

inserts bucket of warm puke

[Skink]

Gets a lapping dog...

Inserts a Heineken...

[kindprincess]

machine shudders, kicks out a labatt's

inserts a fifth of southern comfort...