lesbians rule! if they didn't dislike men so much, they could probably rule the planet with a few well-timed public displays of affection...

"We will not disarm our nuclear arsenal, and furthermore, we are going to attack YOU because..."
(tapped on shoulder by SS agent)
"Mr. President, look! Two chicks kissing!"
(spins around so fast the podium falls over)
"Whoa...that's awesome! What were we talking about?"