Idiot

[Dro_Princess]

SOUTHBURY, Conn. - A Danbury man's plans to bail himself out after a drug bust went more than a bit awry over the weekend. State police said that a small safe that Nakia Davis, 32, had his aunt bring in to the Southbury barracks not only contained $5,000 in cash for bail, but also drug paraphernalia and 16 grams of cocaine, leading to more charges.

Davis had been pulled over for speeding on Interstate 84 in Southbury. With the help of a police dog, marijuana was seized from the car, and police found 43 baggies of cocaine weighing 48 grams when they patted Davis down, police said.

Davis arranged for his aunt to bring a small safe which Davis claimed contained money for his bail.

State police said when Davis' aunt opened the safe in front of a state police trooper, inside was the cash, but also drug paraphernalia and 16 grams of cocaine.

Additional drug charges were filed against Davis and his bond was increased to $125,000. He was later bailed out by another relative.

Davis was charged with possession of narcotics with intent to sell, possession of drug paraphernalia, possession of cocaine, possession of marijuana and speeding.


:S2: I love dumb criminals. They make me feel smart. First you get pulled over and busted, but you get your auntie to bring you a safe filled with money and more drugs, and get busted again while your sitting in your cell. Someone should write a book filled with dumb criminal stories, that would be a great read in the bathroom.

Dro_Princess Reviewed by Dro_Princess on 02-14-2007. Idiot SOUTHBURY, Conn. - A Danbury man's plans to bail himself out after a drug bust went more than a bit awry over the weekend. State police said that a small safe that Nakia Davis, 32, had his aunt bring in to the Southbury barracks not only contained $5,000 in cash for bail, but also drug paraphernalia and 16 grams of cocaine, leading to more charges. Davis had been pulled over for speeding on Interstate 84 in Southbury. With the help of a police dog, marijuana was seized from the car, and Rating: 5

[dark0ne]

:S2: I love dumb criminals. They make me feel smart. First you get pulled over and busted, but you get your auntie to bring you a safe filled with money and more drugs, and get busted again while your sitting in your cell. Someone should write a book filled with dumb criminal stories, that would be a great read in the bathroom.

They do it's called the police log! man what an idiot this guy was.

[TheGreenFog]

Ummm...a little overly secretive there? Couldn't just give the combination of the safe to granny. Shame.


Evil cocaine...


RastafarI.


The Fog :rastasmoke:

[JaggedEdge]

Haha, dumb criminals are the best criminals.

[TheFatKid]

lol connecticut. =(

[notransfer]

the real shame is that some other relative of his bailed him out after all the stupid shit...

--i wish that last part where he got out for 125 didnt happen...that relative is probably a drug lord also

[orange floyd]

haha thats fuckin great.

a few weeks ago, one of the kids in the class that my moms student teaching for stopped showing up. finally they found out that the mom had a million bucks worth of bud delivered to her house from mexico, just through the mail. obviously they found it in customs (probably could smell it right away), and they dressed up as the delivery guys and busted her.

dumbass

[mowie wowie]

a million bucks worth of bud

wha??

[Podge_Boro]

haha, fuckin idiots
dumb criminals are awesome, make good TV

[slipknotpsycho]

Someone should write a book filled with dumb criminal stories, that would be a great read in the bathroom.

Americas's Dumbest Criminals

i bought the book back when i was like 12 or 13... it's been out quite awhile now...