heres alil Q & A for ya!

[Mole2k4]

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Q. How many honest, intelligent, caring men in the
world does it take to do the dishes?
A. Both of them.

Am I included, because I live on my own and I do my dishes

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Q. How does a man show that he is planning for the
future?
A. He buys two cases of beer.

I bought a house when I was 21, (I'm still 21 btw)

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Q. What is the difference between men and government
bonds?
A. The bonds mature.

I'm too mature, I'm 21, want to find mrs.right and get settled down, but have kids later when its financially viable.

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Q.. Why are blonde jokes! so short?
A. So men can remember them.

Meh, got me on that one.

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Q. How many men does it take to change a roll of
toilet paper?
A. We don't know; it has never happened.

Like I said, I live by myself, and it does happen

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Q. Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive,
caring and good-looking?
A. They already have boyfriends.

Duh! It's because I live in England, and you live in the US so, like, you have never met me :P

all the rest is true though about married men