Q. How many honest, intelligent, caring men in the
world does it take to do the dishes?
A. Both of them.



Q. How does a man show that he is planning for the
future?



A. He buys two cases of beer.



Q. What is the difference between men and government
bonds?



A. The bonds mature.

Q.. Why are blonde jokes! so short?



A. So men can remember them.



Q. How many men does it take to change a roll of
toilet paper?



A. We don't know; it has never happened.




Q. Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive,
caring and good-looking?



A. They already have boyfriends.



Q. What do you call a woman who knows where her
husband is every night?



A. A widow.


Q. Why are married women heavier than single women?
A. Single women come home, see what's in the fridge
and go to bed. Married women come home, see what's in
bed and go to the fridge.



Q. What is the one thing that all men at singles bars
have in common?

A. ! They're married.
Ammie Reviewed by Ammie on . heres alil Q & A for ya! Q. How many honest, intelligent, caring men in the world does it take to do the dishes? A. Both of them. Q. How does a man show that he is planning for the future? Rating: 5