heres alil Q & A for ya!

[maryjanemama]

What did the man say after his wife told him that she wanted a watch for her birthday?
"whaddya need a damn watch for!? there's a clock on the stove!"
~007~

So, Tilde...how did you hear us? Hahahaha...Ok, tell me where the microphone is hidden!

[Imotep]

i do the dishes but i dont fucking care much lmao.
when i cook i still do the dishes.
just so i can say-
see what a bad wife you are?

[RESiNATE]

Why have women got small feet?

So that they can get closer to the sink!