Physical: I hate pretty boys (the American Eagle guys who work out 6 days a week), I like guys who are chubby (not fat, like maybe 10 pounds overweight), Hair color isn't an issue, neither is eye color, he has to smell good, have good teeth, not be overly hairy, and has to be at least an inch taller than me (i'm 5'8").

Mental: He has to like politics, he has to know that his education is a top priority, he can't think that the world or the government owes him handouts, must want kids if we get married, he has to smoke with me, he has to be funny, he has to keep up with me, he must be as sex addicted as I am, he has to talk alot, he has to be very upfront and not play those fucking mind games, and he has to like the same music as me (tool, godsmack, a perfect circle, zeppelin, floyd, the doors...shit like that).