What comes after death?

[Stoner Shadow Wolf]

i remember the one time i was wrong just as if it were yesterday. i had made this pretty little planet filled with all sorts of trees and bushes and furry little critters, a real eden if you will, then i went and spoiled it all by creating these hairless apes. they pissed on the trees, they burned all the bushes and they clubbed anything that moved over the head. i'll never make that mistake again.

QUESTION IS, why dont you CORRECT your mistakes, "GOD"?


which is the lesser evil, hmm? killing your unruly children, or permitting them to defile harmony?


who is the greater good?

[JunkYard]

The real question is why don't WE correct OUR mistakes? We have been given a paradise to do with what we will; it's only a matter of time before humanity comes to its senses. The after is of little importance compared to what we already have. Quiet the mind, then put away the selfish man, and become that which you were meant to be in the now...


Love,


:smokin:

[delusionsofNORMALity]

QUESTION IS, why dont you CORRECT your mistakes, "GOD"?

after the whole crucifixion fiasco i just gave up. i figured that if i sent the kid down he might be able to sort of straighten things out, boy was i wrong. i sent him out to steer y'all back onto the right road with a little info about peace and love and gettin' along and what happens. he manages to get a bunch of the little pissers worshiping HIM! that was one of the things i wanted to get straight in the first place, all this worship crapola; but no, he has to confuse the issue even more. well, that's when i said "enough's enough". i brought the kid back home and grounded him for a couple of eons.

since then i've been watchin' you folks and, though you've been really entertaining at times, i have to tell you i'm a bit perturbed. i've decided to just give up on this whole mess and let you guys fend for yerselves. i've got my eye on this nice little planet a couple of light years away, not too big and not too small. it's got a few bugs to work out, but don't they all.

well, good bye and good luck. i wish you all the best. maybe i'll drop by toward the end of eternity just to see how you've fared.

you can call me G

peace

[JunkYard]

^^lmao^^

Hey, G! Tell the kid I said hello, would ya? Oh yeah, you really shouldn't ground him for our mistakes, man. He did good, only we were so accustomed to worship and sacrifice that we couldn't help ourselves. It wasn't his fault!!!

[Mrs. Greenjeans]

LOL! I love this.

[delusionsofNORMALity]

.... you really shouldn't ground him for our mistakes....

he was given a specific set of instruction which he failed to carry out, for this he must be punished. you have no idea what it's like to raise an omnipotent being. he's always giving his opinion where it isn't wanted and generally acting as if he were the god around here. i can't even begin to count the number of times i've caught him handing out forgiveness as if the stuff grows on trees. and that hair and those sandals, it's almost more than a father can bear. i can't even take him out anyplace nice anymore, he keeps turning the bread tray into a freakin' aquarium and he's never satisfied with water, he's always turning it into wine as soon as my back is turned.

and it's not as if sending him to his room is any big punishment anyway. color tv, computers, nintendo wii, millions of worshipers: he has everything in there. he sits in there all day and night sending messages to his friends. and those friends of his, especially that judas. they're up to something, i just know it. i'm not sure what it is, but it can't be good. the other day i even caught him trying to sneak out to visit that girlfriend of his, mary something or other. now that's not the sort of young lady i want my son associating with, but what's a father to do? my only consolation is that he's well over two thousand and will soon be leaving the house.

well, i'm sorry to lay all this on you mere mortals, but as a single father and creator of the universe i have no one else that i can really talk to. thanks for listening, i'll try to make it a mild winter.

G

[JunkYard]

Well, if you really want to punish him...send him back to earth, G. He'll claim to be this and that and everyone will think him crazy. When he shows his powers, his very worshipers will think him the anti-christ, and our psychiatrists will have him placed in a mental institution, feed him full of pills, and he'll live the rest of his days on earth and a darkened haze.

How's that for punishment, G? By the time he makes it back home, he'll be set so strait he'll never defy you again.

But, he'll be pretty pissed at the human race...


:abduct:

[Th3 sand m4n]

This conversation is crazy because last night i did adderall for my second time i took 3 15mg pills and snorted 2 and then took another half and two other of my good friends did this also. For 6 straight hours we talked about every possibilty of death and the after life. my personal belief is that we will die and know nothing. i could go on and on as to why but instead i will smoke a bowl :P also try not to think to hard on this question because as some one said it will make you go crazy. when it comes down to it nothing can be proven becuase language is too inferior.

[delusionsofNORMALity]

Well, if you really want to punish him...send him back to earth....

believe me, i've thought about it. i'm just concerned that he might do something really bad this time. not too long ago he ran away and i heard he spent some time around your neck of the woods. from what i've been able to sort out about it, he managed to start two world wars and create something you folks can a nuclear weapon. so you can see why i'm not too anxious to send him back to y'all. it kind of gives the family a bad name, if you know what i mean.

G

p.s.
just thought i'd let you know. there really is no anti-christ. my son is a bit bi-polar and when he isn't on his meds he tends to really mess things up.

[Mrs. Greenjeans]

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAH!