I feel so bad for you,
my mom is INSANE.

She is a parole agent, her whole life she's been in some type of authority.

She was a cop, prison guard, prison teacher and now she is a parole agent that works in OAKLAND!!

She is like a drug dog and my weed is so,so,so very carefully and well hidden it takes me 5 minutes to finally grab the camoflauged bottle.

I don't use pipes, I don't smoke joints and I only use improvised disposable pipes.

I don't know what I would do if I ever got caught.

I only smoke when my mom is gone for 3+ hours.

I'm sorry for you.

My mom would absolutely ruin my life if she ever found out.

I'm thinking about putting my stash into the backyard.