Lmao!! Well here goes,took me a while (mainly cause I posted stories before under my alias lol!!]to write the damn thing and may not be as funny or as stupid lol as me bredrin here loljus fucjkin with ya!

Were to start huh fuck me the lst 10 year have been a haze of sex drugs and Mary Jane lol.Ok lets get the shit together.

Few year back myself and me best bud Rasta were in the dam for a little RnR (RELAXnREEFER) and for a few supplies lol.We started off with the Dampkrink cause we were just staying down the road.Little small talk with the dealer and we purchased some Mekong Haze just 2 grams before dinner.

We were just after gettin off the plane so we were still buzzin with the thoughts of the nice herb and hash ahead so talk was non exsistent lol.I rolled 4 one skin pure joints(dont and cant abide mixing good herb).Ordered few drinks and before we knew it we were finished all the herb.Couldnt beleive we were yapping for about an hour and just smoked up,anyway.

A girl of biggish proportions,now not fat just built so dont misundewrstand me you'l see we lol.She politely asked if she could join us,no problems we always welcome all fellow stoners.The ususal questions were thrown around then iigot to music likes and dislikes.I told here reggea and Rasta proudly anounced Chopped n Screwed and went into one like he always does cause damn does he know some shit about it.She asked us oh by the way her name eh lol I dunno lmao!!!!were we were from I told her which because of my heavy Dublin accent it took a while lol but we got there in the end.



She looked at me and said "were do you think I'm from"why oh why do women especially foreign ones always want to play guessing games,I said every country I could think eventually she looked at me we these mad eyes and scoweled ISRAEL Rasta looked at me and with our amazing stoned telepathy OK FREAK!No need to get ratty if you just hada said so like we normal well sorta did.

The conversation went back to music with me trying to break uneasiness.What sorta music do you like she looked at me again with that crazy stare Party music!Party Music is that like dance music no she replied Mushroom a Party music.I broke my bolox laughin straight into her face I thought she was shittin me sher said again Party music a Mushroom music we were like yeh your on mushrooms mad bitch!!!!

It got worse oh God a whole lot worse lmao!!

I noticed that joint I rolled wasnt even smoked at this stage we were GONE!! and when I say gone bredrin I mean it lol.We sat staring at this girl thinkin she was buzzin off us thinking we were knew to the DAm you know bredrin its not like I hadnt experienced it before.

I started to feel a little whitey comin on so I could feel a move had to be made but as I went to gather myself I looked staright at the girl and she just transformed into my Ma who god bless is dead 7 year and she started to laugh well my halluceination was lmao.I laughed out loud straight into youyr womans face,everyone turning and lookin she just stared at me.I snapped too and looked at rasta who at this stage was on the floor we got our stuff and left in hoop laughing.

I felt awful when I thought about it especially when I found out she wasnt talking shite.Im not normally like that but the herb just took over so I just hung on and enjoyed the ride even if I wasnt nicew to that poor,weird girl lmao!!!!

May there be many more!!:rastasmoke: