Haha some classics there ... think we all got so fucked up the first time in the dam ... The first time i went over there I went with a "friend with benifits" (aka fuck buddie) and she wasn't a massive smoker, maybe tried it once or twice before meeting me haha. And has about 2 months training before hand. SO we get over there, throw our bags into the hotel and run for the nearest cafe ... i'm telling her about how to take it easy, don't take in too much cause its so much stronger then irish stuff and i had been smoking grass about 2 years and i was saying that i'd look after her ...

Well we got in there and went straight for white widow, half a joint later my mind had left my body! I was sooo baked and wanted to go to the toilet, couldnt stand up but struggled and got to my feet and went to the fella behind the counter, he was so sound before but started laughing when i asked wheres the toilet ... made me PARO!! didn't know why he was laughing i must be fucked i kept thinking ... till i got to the "stairs" it was a 7-8 foot drop to the bottom floor and the "stairs" is like 4 paddles, you know in college lecture rooms them tiny P shaped wood things that youve to write on... well 4 of them about 2 foot apart and i had to some how absail down. I had the whiteys big time! I have no idea how i got down but i did and felt so pleased with myself that i didnt snot myself that the whiteys went! I forgot to go to the toilet and climbed back up the paddles and started a fit of laughing! Telling the fella behind the counter that i liked his assault course.

The girl i was with had no idea what i was talking about and was just zoned out messing with her coffie, i sat down and got couch lock, had to ask her to go up and get some for the road :P ... she looked after me hahahahaha after everything i had said before i just jinxed myself. Was grand after i hit the air and went back the next day to show her the assault course and to thank the shop owner and of course for another joint and to get some pride back haha God i love being stoned!